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A City Too Small

Start a fire, break some glass Shoot it up and show some ass Steal some beer, grab a shot Run a light, shoot a cop Make a deal, shoot some coke Snort some K, smoke some dope Rape a girl, stab her dad Kill her mom and have a laugh Strip your clothes, make some cash Let's got caught and smoke some hash D.U.I with twelve martinis Do the robot, spank Mercedes Use a condom every time Get fucked up and do a line

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A Brilliant Failure Part 3 by MetallixValentine, literature

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A Brilliant Failure Part 3

Decadent. Defiant. Most quietly this hero sits upon a throne of agony and singles out a desire for corruption. “Sieg.” A pair of fairly confused marbles rolled from the table to the face of withered man who had, since adolescence, had felt a laborious tie to the world that so sorely misunderstood him. But it wasn’t a completely misunderstanding, as Scott thought that it was. He’d heard something; the sound of a soft voice by which its composer had crescendoed to a fool-hearted, slow key. “E-. . . excuse me?” “Sieg.” “What relevance does this bare?” “My name.” Suddenly t

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A Brilliant Failure Part 2

Rebellion. Sorrow. Our villain, Scott, hurt by the glare of our hero, smiled sheepishly. He hide behind his notebook, pens, and his paper in hopes of adding curiosity to the figurative fire he’d started. “Tell me, what followed this robbery,” he asked politely. “As far as?” “Events. Murder? Or perhaps something more cynical?” Paranoia tensed inside of our diligent villain as the hero, once again, stepped into the spotlight. He was tense with anxiety and boredom and wished to stretch in the summer’s ligh

A Brilliant Failure Part 1 by MetallixValentine, literature

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Dissident. Dramatic. “Spoken like a man of great intelligence,” whispered by one who doesn’t understand. “Let’s start from the beginning and work our way from there.” “My, my, are we moving fast.” Silently, he looked away. Distantly, his eyes wandered to a pane of glass. Outside, there was the freedom to do something, however, within these confining walls claustrophobia was a sidekick to the hero. “Alright then. You’ve got me. It wasn’t for laughs. It was something to do. When we are but small children the world seems bright and full of mystery; we don’t know where to start or w

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Artist // Traditional Art

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Deviant for 18 years
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Favourite genre of music: I don't know.
Favourite style of art: I can't classify
Skin of choice: ...I like mine...
Personal Quote: Sugar, Sugar it's bang time.

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MetallixValentine

Jun 14, 2008

Soo....

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'bout that new account... I'm too lazy and too attached to all my favs on this account... But I need a scanner... I've finished so many photorealism pieces it's not even funny. And Hairstylist doesn't even COMPARE to what I've done. =) I love 'em.

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MetallixValentine

Mar 17, 2008

Changing Accounts

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That's right. I'm changing accounts. If you wanna add me: http://i-got-a-gun.deviantart.com Nothing has been added yet.

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MetallixValentine

Mar 4, 2008

Jhonen Vasquez

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So, I've noticed over the past couple whatevers, years let's say, that many, many, many Jhonen officianatoes (?) have been favving my photo of him. This is fine, except let me say this: Shut up. Shut the fuck up you blithering cunt. I'm sick of you telling me how wonderful he is! I'm tired of you calling him a god! Stop your mental mind rape! It is rape! You can never have him! Stop fantisizing! He HATES your attention! HE ABSOLUTELY HATES IT! When I saw him at the convention at which I took the picture, there were girls CONSTANTLY FOLLOWING HIM. HE HATES IT!!!!! HE FUCKING HATES IT! GET OVER IT! HE DOESN'T WANT YOUR ATTENTION JUST AS MU