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Soo....

Fri Jun 13, 2008, 9:03 PM
'bout that new account...

I'm too lazy and too attached to all my favs on this account...

But I need a scanner...

I've finished so many photorealism pieces it's not even funny. And Hairstylist doesn't even COMPARE to what I've done. =)

I love 'em.

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Changing Accounts

Mon Mar 17, 2008, 3:50 PM
That's right.
I'm changing accounts.

If you wanna add me: [link]

Nothing has been added yet.

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Jhonen Vasquez

Mon Mar 3, 2008, 4:54 PM
So, I've noticed over the past couple whatevers, years let's say, that many, many, many Jhonen officianatoes (?) have been favving my photo of him. This is fine, except let me say this:

Shut up.

Shut the fuck up you blithering cunt.

I'm sick of you telling me how wonderful he is! I'm tired of you calling him a god! Stop your mental mind rape! It is rape!

You can never have him! Stop fantisizing! He HATES your attention! HE ABSOLUTELY HATES IT!

When I saw him at the convention at which I took the picture, there were girls CONSTANTLY FOLLOWING HIM. HE HATES IT!!!!! HE FUCKING HATES IT! GET OVER IT! HE DOESN'T WANT YOUR ATTENTION JUST AS MUCH AS I HATE YOU CALLING HIM A GOD AND PRAISING HIM FOR HIS SHITTY DRAWINGS!

Yeah! I said it! HIS SHITTY-ASS DRAWINGS! THEY SUCK PEOPLE! EVEN HE ADMITS IT! THEY ARE SHIT! THERE IS NOTHING ARTISTIC ABOUT COMPLETE INSANITY AND MAN SLAUGHTER! JOHNNY C. IS A PSYCHOSOMATIC PSYCHOPATHIC ASSHOLE WHO KILLS PEOPLE BECAUSE HE WANTS TO FEED A MENTALL ILLNESS AND DEPRESSION! THERE IS NOTHING ARTISTIC ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE TO PAINT A WALL WITH THEIR BLOOD! GET OVER YOURSELVES! IF YOU MET SOMEONE LIKE JOHNNY C. YOU WOULD SCREAM AND RUN IN TERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!! PROVIDED HE DIDN'T KILL YOU FIRST!

DO YOU KNOW WHO JOHNNY C. IS?! HE IS EVERYTHING BAD ABOUT JHONEN HIMSELF! HE IS EVERYTHING NEGATIVE MANIFESTED INTO A DRAWING OF A TWIGGY MINDFUCK OF A BASTARD!! HE IS NOT HUMAN IN EVERY WAY THAT COUNTS. HE IS SLAVE TO A SHEET OF FOAM, YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKERS!

GET OVER YOURSELVES!

Which leads to another point....

This ZADR shit. I'm not a hypocrite when I say this (because I do have ZADR BUT IT HAPPENS THAT I LIKE THE STYLE NOT THE ACTUAL ARTWORK)
ZADR IS SHIT! IT'S SO IMPOSSIBLE THAT IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!. DIB AND ZIM ARE MORTAL ENEMIES! JHONEN HATES YOUR ZADR SHIT!!!!! HE HATES IT!! HE HATES YOUR FICTIONAL CHARACTERS AND YOUR FANFIC! STOP PRODUCING SHIT!!! IT'S SHIT!!!!!!!!

WHICH LEADS TO ANOTHER UNLIKELY POINT

EDGAR AND NNY! NO!! STOP! NOW WHILE YOU ARE STILL AHEAD.

I'm angry, can you tell?

This is bullshit...UGH.

-Val

I didn't proof read this. STFU.

BTW there are exceptions to those who should stop drawing ZADR and EdgarXJohnny fanart. Brittany, you are an exception as well, hun.
God....

FUCKIN N00bs is more who I'm directing this at. Don't agree? Hate my opinion? SHOVE IT.

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Update

Fri Feb 15, 2008, 1:44 PM
As most of you know, I've been gone lately; sorry about that.

I haven't submitted anything in ages.. Sorry about that too. I lack a scanner, but the drawings are piling up, I promise.

So what happened?

Well, late, late 11:40 on Monday, I woke up with extreme pain; I figured it was a pulled muscle. I felt it since Friday, but this was 10 fold the pain I'd had before, and I couldn't take it. I called up my friend Kory and he told me if I didn't clear soon, to go see my mother. I did just that.

I went to the Emergency room.

EMERGENCY ROOMS ARE MEANT FOR PEOPLE WITH EMERGENCIES! NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I HAD TO WAIT SO DAMN LONG!!!!!

I sat in the emergency room for over two hours, crying and screaming and throwing up constantly. I was on the ground writhing in pain with no narcotics in my blood system. I WAS IN PAIN.

So after over two hours I see a doctor, who tells me not to take anything UNTIL AFTER I GET ULTRASOUNDS. Fuck..

He hooks me up to an IV and pops a vein in my left arm so he can draw blood, oh well. No Biggy. I have to drink this Constrast Shit. THIS SHIT IS NASTY! IT TASTES LIKE EXTREMELY EXTREMELY FLAT 7-UP!! IT's FUCKING GROSS!!!!!!

I threw it up.

-sooo-

I get an Ultrasound done; nothing.

Later, I get a CT Scan and finally two shots of minor painkillers and one of one major narcotic. I was in heaven. Couldn't feel much, actually.

-Moving oooon-

At about 6 or 7 in the morning when I've constantly passed in and out of conciousness and asking for two more spikes of Dulapuglin (?) the doctor BURSTS THROUGH THE CURTAIN AND SAYS:

"We figured out what you have."

"What?"

"You have a dermoid cyst."

"What the fuck is that?"

Look that shit up, I can't explain it anymore. I'm in pain I'm slightly high on Vicodin and I COULD DIE FROM THAT SHIT... So, I'm still in pain. I can't walk up straight because I'm in so much fuckin pain and VICODIN DOESN't HELP!!!! WTF!!!!!!

So, I'm getting surgery on Tuesday. Hurrah. FUCK YEAH!

What am I doing now? I'm gonna go watch Death Proof. Thanks for the presents, Ninjy.

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Stole this from EgnirysFaye =)

Tue Jan 29, 2008, 7:53 PM
Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1.) Get Married
2.) Have Kids
3.) Travel the World

Three Names You Go By:
1.) Vallish
2.) Juice
3.) Neko Val

Three Screen Names You Have Had:
1.) Pornographic Disaster
2.) Valentine Romano
3.) Netroglyzserin

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1.) My Hair
2.) My Legs
3.) My Eyes

Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1.) Mexican
2.) Danish
3.) Irish

Three Things That Scare You:
1.) Losing someone close to me.
2.) Losing my sister =/
3.) Dying young

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1.) My foods
2.) My Friends
3.) My.. phone. o_o

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1.) Anthony's Ok Go Hoodie (which needs some serious repair!)
2.) NoBo Pants
3.) Studd Belt

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1.) System of a Down
2.) Finch
3.) Sublime

Three Of Your Favorite Songs:
1.) Time Won't Let Me Go - The Bravery
2.) Miro - Finch
3.) Without You Here - Finch

Three Things You Want In A Relationship:
1.) Non-Agitation
2.) Devotion
3.) Trust

Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):
1.) I hate most everybody
2.) I sleep with a stuffed animal
3.) We made mad love.

Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
1.) Beautiful face =)
2.) Beautiful Eyes
3.) Sexy hair

Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1.) Water Polo and Swim
2.) Drawing
3.) Skateboarding

Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1.) Go visit Anthony =/
2.) Go visit Kory
3.) Go Visit meh sister

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1.) Something Animal Related
2.) Teaching
3.)

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1.) Paris
2.) Denmark
3.) Hawaii


Three Names You Like:
1.) Maximilien
2.) Anthony (Yes...I do like the name. STFU)
3.) Michael

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1.) My hair, hello!
2.) Messenger Tote Bags >>
3.) Shoes

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1.) MY HAIR!
2.) If you've ever seen my body...>>
3.) I hate most women

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