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Name of the Production: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Acts
Student Directors

Here Comes the Bride, There Goes The Groom: Millie, a young bride is left at the alter on her wedding day when he fiancee get's cold feet.

Dear, Old Golden Rural Days: A bunch of unruly children remind a teacher of the horrors of small children.

Parking Lot Hero: (I'm directing this!) A young cart-boy at a local supermarket helps a young, pregnant homeless girl, steal food and get away while risking his job.

When Mothers Meet: Two mother's daughters fight over whose daughter should apologize for a fight and end up beating each other up.

Follow Simple Instructions: A father tries to make a paper airplane out of the back of a cardboard cereal box but the instructions are horrifically ridiculous.

Thar Dave.