As most of you know, I've been gone lately; sorry about that.

I haven't submitted anything in ages.. Sorry about that too. I lack a scanner, but the drawings are piling up, I promise.

So what happened?

Well, late, late 11:40 on Monday, I woke up with extreme pain; I figured it was a pulled muscle. I felt it since Friday, but this was 10 fold the pain I'd had before, and I couldn't take it. I called up my friend Kory and he told me if I didn't clear soon, to go see my mother. I did just that.

I went to the Emergency room.

EMERGENCY ROOMS ARE MEANT FOR PEOPLE WITH EMERGENCIES! NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I HAD TO WAIT SO DAMN LONG!!!!!

I sat in the emergency room for over two hours, crying and screaming and throwing up constantly. I was on the ground writhing in pain with no narcotics in my blood system. I WAS IN PAIN.

So after over two hours I see a doctor, who tells me not to take anything UNTIL AFTER I GET ULTRASOUNDS. Fuck..

He hooks me up to an IV and pops a vein in my left arm so he can draw blood, oh well. No Biggy. I have to drink this Constrast Shit. THIS SHIT IS NASTY! IT TASTES LIKE EXTREMELY EXTREMELY FLAT 7-UP!! IT's FUCKING GROSS!!!!!!

I threw it up.

-sooo-

I get an Ultrasound done; nothing.

Later, I get a CT Scan and finally two shots of minor painkillers and one of one major narcotic. I was in heaven. Couldn't feel much, actually.

-Moving oooon-

At about 6 or 7 in the morning when I've constantly passed in and out of conciousness and asking for two more spikes of Dulapuglin (?) the doctor BURSTS THROUGH THE CURTAIN AND SAYS:

"We figured out what you have."

"What?"

"You have a dermoid cyst."

"What the fuck is that?"

Look that shit up, I can't explain it anymore. I'm in pain I'm slightly high on Vicodin and I COULD DIE FROM THAT SHIT... So, I'm still in pain. I can't walk up straight because I'm in so much fuckin pain and VICODIN DOESN't HELP!!!! WTF!!!!!!

So, I'm getting surgery on Tuesday. Hurrah. FUCK YEAH!

What am I doing now? I'm gonna go watch Death Proof. Thanks for the presents, Ninjy.