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Jhonen Vasquez

Mon Mar 3, 2008, 4:54 PM
So, I've noticed over the past couple whatevers, years let's say, that many, many, many Jhonen officianatoes (?) have been favving my photo of him. This is fine, except let me say this:

Shut up.

Shut the fuck up you blithering cunt.

I'm sick of you telling me how wonderful he is! I'm tired of you calling him a god! Stop your mental mind rape! It is rape!

You can never have him! Stop fantisizing! He HATES your attention! HE ABSOLUTELY HATES IT!

When I saw him at the convention at which I took the picture, there were girls CONSTANTLY FOLLOWING HIM. HE HATES IT!!!!! HE FUCKING HATES IT! GET OVER IT! HE DOESN'T WANT YOUR ATTENTION JUST AS MUCH AS I HATE YOU CALLING HIM A GOD AND PRAISING HIM FOR HIS SHITTY DRAWINGS!

Yeah! I said it! HIS SHITTY-ASS DRAWINGS! THEY SUCK PEOPLE! EVEN HE ADMITS IT! THEY ARE SHIT! THERE IS NOTHING ARTISTIC ABOUT COMPLETE INSANITY AND MAN SLAUGHTER! JOHNNY C. IS A PSYCHOSOMATIC PSYCHOPATHIC ASSHOLE WHO KILLS PEOPLE BECAUSE HE WANTS TO FEED A MENTALL ILLNESS AND DEPRESSION! THERE IS NOTHING ARTISTIC ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE TO PAINT A WALL WITH THEIR BLOOD! GET OVER YOURSELVES! IF YOU MET SOMEONE LIKE JOHNNY C. YOU WOULD SCREAM AND RUN IN TERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!! PROVIDED HE DIDN'T KILL YOU FIRST!

DO YOU KNOW WHO JOHNNY C. IS?! HE IS EVERYTHING BAD ABOUT JHONEN HIMSELF! HE IS EVERYTHING NEGATIVE MANIFESTED INTO A DRAWING OF A TWIGGY MINDFUCK OF A BASTARD!! HE IS NOT HUMAN IN EVERY WAY THAT COUNTS. HE IS SLAVE TO A SHEET OF FOAM, YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKERS!

GET OVER YOURSELVES!

Which leads to another point....

This ZADR shit. I'm not a hypocrite when I say this (because I do have ZADR BUT IT HAPPENS THAT I LIKE THE STYLE NOT THE ACTUAL ARTWORK)
ZADR IS SHIT! IT'S SO IMPOSSIBLE THAT IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!. DIB AND ZIM ARE MORTAL ENEMIES! JHONEN HATES YOUR ZADR SHIT!!!!! HE HATES IT!! HE HATES YOUR FICTIONAL CHARACTERS AND YOUR FANFIC! STOP PRODUCING SHIT!!! IT'S SHIT!!!!!!!!

WHICH LEADS TO ANOTHER UNLIKELY POINT

EDGAR AND NNY! NO!! STOP! NOW WHILE YOU ARE STILL AHEAD.

I'm angry, can you tell?

This is bullshit...UGH.

-Val

I didn't proof read this. STFU.

BTW there are exceptions to those who should stop drawing ZADR and EdgarXJohnny fanart. Brittany, you are an exception as well, hun.
God....

FUCKIN N00bs is more who I'm directing this at. Don't agree? Hate my opinion? SHOVE IT.

  • Mood: Movingon
  • Listening to: AfterLife by A7X
  • Reading: Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs
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Um... Well.
:snicker:
Wow! You basically just screamed out all the old opinions I would think about a year or two ago.
And damn straight ZADR sucks!

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There is a kind of humiliation in simply becoming an object of admiration.
:iconmeanstoanend:
"Nny's a decent person, he's just wired wrong."
(Not sure if that's the actual quote, but I can't find my book right now, so it'll have to do.)
Vasquez said that.
(Paraphrasedly)
So.
Half your argument=Moot.
Also... You kinda just missed the point of the entire comic. Really, did you just look at the pretty pictures where he kills shit and makes funny jokes or did you actually read the goddamn words?

And everyone hates fangirls.
That's nothing special about Vasquez.

It's actually a really interesting art style.
Any idea how many very good self-depreciating artists there are out there?
(Hint: All of them)

And ZADR's hilarious.
Just shit-kickin' funny.
I will admit, it's kinda stupid.
But the fact that people actually work at this stuff is reallllllyyyy funny.

Hate to disagree with you.
(Who am I shittin'? I love it.)
Point is; I'm not trying to be insulting.
But.
You're wrong.
On many counts.

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Weapon Against The Status Quo!
:iconlordenrique:
Um... maybe take a deep breath or something....

I mean jeeze!

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iWalrus
:iconfetalfather:
Have to agree with you there. J says a lot of self-depricating things, but I doubt he hates hearing people sy nice things about his work. I'm the biggest fan of JTHM in exception for the last two issues, but it seems you've missed the point. If you read I Feel Sick, Mr. Eff and all the other creatures that feed off of Nny's mind are just different forms of Sickness, the painting that Devi had. He was actually a good person, but small-minded and too meek to think for himself, so he let the Doughboys do it for him. Devi beats this, while Nny falls victim to it. He may have always been a little crazy, but he wasn't a BAD person. Also about the fangirls, I can admit that I find him attractive, but that was before I knew he did Invader Zim and the lot. People are always going to find the people they idolize "cute" and all that but I'm sure most of them have on a straight enough head to know that their carnal dreams will never come true.

Proofreading would have realy driven your point home, but you fail.

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You popcorn eatin' street pigeon.

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